F1 Noses: Ranked

"McMike" (mcmike) 01/28/2014 at 09:11 • Filed to: F1

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11. Force India

10. Toro Rosso

9. Caterham

8. Williams

7. Marussia

6. Sauber

5. McLaren

4. Ferrari

3. Lotus

2. RedBull

1. Mercedes

Axel-Ripper > McMike 01/28/2014 at 09:15

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I'm gonna go ahead and skyrocket Caterham to the top 5, and if McLaren actually paints their car like some of the fan renders, they can get away with top 3

Textured Soy Protein > McMike 01/28/2014 at 09:17

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You used the wrong picture for Ferrari.

CO-OCD > McMike 01/28/2014 at 09:19

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So much sexual angst will be present this year with F1, lol. All of this reproductive/body part look-a-like noses talk is going in the annals of history.

zmf2112 > Axel-Ripper 01/28/2014 at 09:19

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Haven't seen any fan renders of McLaren, but I can guess just from the RBR that paint helps a lot.

Agree on the Caterham which I just saw somewhere....

McMike > Textured Soy Protein 01/28/2014 at 09:22

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Thank you for not making a Force India joke.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/28/2014 at 09:24

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Watch Marussia just hot glue a large purple dildo on to the front of there car.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 09:30

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It can't be much worse than STR and Force India

DanimalHouse > McMike 01/28/2014 at 09:34

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/28/2014 at 09:36

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You say that, and suddenly:

interrogator-chaplain > McMike 01/28/2014 at 10:16

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Nibble'd.

interrogator-chaplain > McMike 01/28/2014 at 10:16

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Good, good. These please me.

Cherry_man1 > McMike 01/28/2014 at 10:18

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Is it bad I am expecting a rule 34 with some of these car noses? And I wonder if they will interlock with some of the other cars

Orange Exige > Cherry_man1 01/28/2014 at 10:35

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Ask and you shall receive.

Somebody posted this on oppo a few days ago actually.

Cherry_man1 > Orange Exige 01/28/2014 at 10:36

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XD oh mah gawd I am dieing!

JACU - I've got bonifides. > CO-OCD 01/28/2014 at 11:40

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Anals of history more like.

Bj0rnis > McMike 01/28/2014 at 12:32

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Its pretty awesome to see some obvious visual diversity on f1 cars for once

CO-OCD > JACU - I've got bonifides. 01/28/2014 at 13:13

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I was waiting for the "anals" to pop up, lol.

RazorGP > McMike 01/29/2014 at 02:27

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Surprised at this one. Radically different with being close to the 2013 one from the suspension back. Probably more of a cost saver then an innovation.

Best of luck to them.

RazorGP > McMike 01/29/2014 at 02:30

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Lol at the rules saying that the nose of the car cant be 2 points.

The long one is the nose the second is considered an aero element.

d3v > McMike 01/30/2014 at 00:30

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Now this is just lazy. It looks like they just saw Craig Scarborough's drawings and copied them.

d3v > Axel-Ripper 01/30/2014 at 00:33

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The problem with Caterham's is that the vanity panel still has a step to it. Now if they kept that bit smooth and maybe blacked out the proboscis, then maybe it would be deserving of a top 5 spot.

McMike > d3v 01/30/2014 at 05:22

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I thought the same thing, until I found scarbs' tweet . His drawing was based on the crash test video Caterham released, so he actually had a peek before he drew it.

nellydesign > McMike 01/30/2014 at 07:49

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Shocks? Pegs? Can I try it really quick?

ncasolowork2 > McMike 01/30/2014 at 09:25

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Swap Red Bull with Mercedes due to the way they cammo'd it with the paint scheme. Also I think the McLaren nose is awful. I would put Williams ahead of Ferrari. The actual nose looks better than the render.

real127 > McMike 01/30/2014 at 09:57

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lol what is this from?

McMike > real127 01/30/2014 at 10:08

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Be careful searching that title at work. A lot of porn parodies used the same name.

real127 > McMike 01/30/2014 at 10:33

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Lol thanks for the warning. Alas I am familiar.

RazorGP > McMike 01/31/2014 at 15:30

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Nice use of paint colors to hide it

RazorGP > McMike 01/31/2014 at 15:32

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Ferrari. Try getting a slightly different color scheme.

The red and black looks boring. Toss on some of the Ferrari Yellow to highlight a few spots.